I hate life. Life hates me. Kittens, somewhere.

It's like a cycle of stupidity. Ah well.

So, this week sucks. it's not anything major, it's just that things that i enjoy using have a tendency to stop working this week. For example- both pairs of headphones. One pair blew out, the other just... broke. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and my mp3 player is freezing and my phone is just bleh. and mom's crazy. And I've got school tomorrow. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

But, on the positive side,

1. I went to a dance yesterday and saw my friends... well some of them... the mormon ones. Eww... haha just kidding i love you guys

2. Yesterday, I looked in the mirror and surprise surprise, I didn't hate what I saw. It made my day.

3. I got a book from the library that my bff (keeley bell) told me about, it's called Looking For Alaska, and it was pretty amazing.

4. I seem to be on really good terms with a lot of people. :)

5. Swim's going good

6. I just found out there are more skulduggery pleasant books to be read. Huzzah!

7. I've found a raison d'etre. For those who are illiterate in French, that's a reason to be. It's a good reason, but I'm keeping it to myself for the moment.

8. And I have a positive attitude. For once. I feel like on top of the world right now.

And this is why I'm not dead yet. Isn't that nice?

Love,

Aaron

Play, Win, Get XP

Alright here.

So the way to eternal glory is through obeying all the commandments, right?

"No," says the Viking, "it is through dying in battle and all others go to Hel."

"No," says the Ancient Greek, "it is through becoming a god or there is no afterlife."

"No," says the Ancient Egyptian, "it is through the judgement of Osiris and the unrighteous are eaten."

"No," says the Jew, "it is by obeying God and the Torah and the others will go to Hell."

"No," says the Catholic, "it is by obeying Jesus Christ and our Pope and our Bible only, and those who don't will go to Hell."

"No," say the various Protestants, "it is by obeying our Bible, and others will be judged accordingly."

"No," says the Muslim, "it is through Allah and the Qu'ran and the others will go to Hell."

"No," says the Scientologist, "it is through auditing that you will become immortal and the others lose their immortality."

"No," says the Fundamentalist, "it is to give everything for my God, and all who don't believe will be killed!"

"No," says the atheist, "there is nothing out there! There is no God! I am an enlightened individual and you are crawling in the dark, with your pathetic religions!"

"Oh," say all of them. "If you leave our church, you go to Hell." (except the atheist, the viking, and the scientologist)

So, my thought here is that they all sound absolutely whack.

I'm serious here. I am so ... uhhh about religion. It makes no sense to me. Neither does atheism. I'm like lost in this sea of insanity. I can't believe in God, because He's not exactly clear which one he is.

Any thoughts? Please comment... I'm so lost.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.

Love,

Bill