GAH.

Announcement: I solidly maintain that the worst thing to happen to this planet is politics. They're quite stupid and ridiculous.

Hey.

Well, after that spectacular last post, which made absolutely no sense, i'm going to talk about some cool things that happened. First- i got to talk to my brother! hip hip hooray. That was exciting. Second-Christmas! Huzzah... new socks, new mp3 player, all that good stuff. Third- I went to the Getty! Amazing things there. I'd say my favorite painting there was Mars, by the Circle of Stradanus. Great picture, had the God of War with a pike, a sword, no clothes but a little drape over his groin, and a spectacular handlebar mustache. Amazing!

So, I'm considering doing the L. Ron Hubbard writing contest... I could probably own, pwn, and smash any competition (blatant but hopeful lies), I just need an idea... It'll come to me eventually, but a little idea can go a long way with me, so... yeah? You all love me, and want to help me, right?

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What? Why?

There is a house. It's not interesting. There's absolutely nothing special about it. It's one of thirteen houses on the same street that look exactly alike. The people who live in it are not interesting. They are the average family. There is one father, one mother, one son, and one daughter. They attend a nondenominational Christian Church. The son likes football, and the daughter likes football players. The family has meatloaf every Wednesday. There is no way in the whole of creation that they would be important. So, riddle me this, Batman- why did it start there? Why? Is there any reason, or just because. Let me tell you a little story and see if you still want to die.

There was, in the old days, a castle. This castle contained everyone that should be in a castle, you know, kings and queens and knights and prisoners and spies and traitors and ninjas and turtles named Alphonse. There were also quite a few pirates. They all spoke Esperanto except the one named Hendrix. He actually was from the future, and came in a little blue box. He was spying on the pirates in the castle (who sailed there on a ship, despite that this particular castle was twenty-seven miles inland.) Then they were all eaten by parasite Nazi zombies. The End.

Make sense? Good.

Frederick Jangles And Christmastime

If you are curious as to what the title means, it refers to one of my spore creations and the period of time in December when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and/or the rise of Santa Claus and his mighty army of the media, not to mention his slavery of the elves and magic reindeer. Freedom fighters have risen in such forms as Alphonse, the mighty elven warrior who bravely fought off Santa's robotic Enforcers in a last stand against him, but perished terribly. Rudolph is the only known escapee, but he was later caught and enslaved for eternity. The defeat of Santa (it has been prophesied) will come only when people install halfway decent burglar alarms, which will stop his yearly plan to cause misery. If you sight Santa Claus on his day of destruction, do not hesitate to blast him with a shotgun.

Back. In Black. And a bit of blue.

Well, HELLO THERE, people who exist. At least, I assume you exist. it would be quite traumatizing if you didn't, especially to you. I previously had absolutely NO reason whatsoever to update this, but I've found a good reason. Apparently, I have had like three followers that I did not know about. Tori, Sarah, and myself. o_O Unless there is someone else whom has commandeered my frog's name and my last name? THEN THEY WILL DIE. And Tori doesn't seem to exist. How Quaint. By the way. My frog: The Rt. Hon. Lt. Col. Billiam Quinton Fredrickson, Esq. He's not real, but don't tell him that. By the way, here's some freaky psychedelic music for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkn6rGh2S9s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3eaTDRnTo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Mzr_A-Q0I

Watch. it's good. I'm thinking of writing some more on Afterlife, but i can't use the computer often enough. By the way, I hate youtube for shameless advertising. And Question: How many good bands have you ever found through shameless advertising? cause a lot of bands do it to me. The only good one I've EVER found was Freakhouse. Great band. But needs more publicity. Don't even have a wikipedia! only one album as far as I can tell... Beautiful Misery, released 2003... Hmm... Well, I have to write a letter to my brother. Have fun, Peace out, y'all!