GAH.

Announcement: I solidly maintain that the worst thing to happen to this planet is politics. They're quite stupid and ridiculous.

Hey.

Well, after that spectacular last post, which made absolutely no sense, i'm going to talk about some cool things that happened. First- i got to talk to my brother! hip hip hooray. That was exciting. Second-Christmas! Huzzah... new socks, new mp3 player, all that good stuff. Third- I went to the Getty! Amazing things there. I'd say my favorite painting there was Mars, by the Circle of Stradanus. Great picture, had the God of War with a pike, a sword, no clothes but a little drape over his groin, and a spectacular handlebar mustache. Amazing!

So, I'm considering doing the L. Ron Hubbard writing contest... I could probably own, pwn, and smash any competition (blatant but hopeful lies), I just need an idea... It'll come to me eventually, but a little idea can go a long way with me, so... yeah? You all love me, and want to help me, right?

Sub

What? Why?

There is a house. It's not interesting. There's absolutely nothing special about it. It's one of thirteen houses on the same street that look exactly alike. The people who live in it are not interesting. They are the average family. There is one father, one mother, one son, and one daughter. They attend a nondenominational Christian Church. The son likes football, and the daughter likes football players. The family has meatloaf every Wednesday. There is no way in the whole of creation that they would be important. So, riddle me this, Batman- why did it start there? Why? Is there any reason, or just because. Let me tell you a little story and see if you still want to die.

There was, in the old days, a castle. This castle contained everyone that should be in a castle, you know, kings and queens and knights and prisoners and spies and traitors and ninjas and turtles named Alphonse. There were also quite a few pirates. They all spoke Esperanto except the one named Hendrix. He actually was from the future, and came in a little blue box. He was spying on the pirates in the castle (who sailed there on a ship, despite that this particular castle was twenty-seven miles inland.) Then they were all eaten by parasite Nazi zombies. The End.

Make sense? Good.

Frederick Jangles And Christmastime

If you are curious as to what the title means, it refers to one of my spore creations and the period of time in December when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and/or the rise of Santa Claus and his mighty army of the media, not to mention his slavery of the elves and magic reindeer. Freedom fighters have risen in such forms as Alphonse, the mighty elven warrior who bravely fought off Santa's robotic Enforcers in a last stand against him, but perished terribly. Rudolph is the only known escapee, but he was later caught and enslaved for eternity. The defeat of Santa (it has been prophesied) will come only when people install halfway decent burglar alarms, which will stop his yearly plan to cause misery. If you sight Santa Claus on his day of destruction, do not hesitate to blast him with a shotgun.

Back. In Black. And a bit of blue.

Well, HELLO THERE, people who exist. At least, I assume you exist. it would be quite traumatizing if you didn't, especially to you. I previously had absolutely NO reason whatsoever to update this, but I've found a good reason. Apparently, I have had like three followers that I did not know about. Tori, Sarah, and myself. o_O Unless there is someone else whom has commandeered my frog's name and my last name? THEN THEY WILL DIE. And Tori doesn't seem to exist. How Quaint. By the way. My frog: The Rt. Hon. Lt. Col. Billiam Quinton Fredrickson, Esq. He's not real, but don't tell him that. By the way, here's some freaky psychedelic music for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkn6rGh2S9s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3eaTDRnTo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Mzr_A-Q0I

Watch. it's good. I'm thinking of writing some more on Afterlife, but i can't use the computer often enough. By the way, I hate youtube for shameless advertising. And Question: How many good bands have you ever found through shameless advertising? cause a lot of bands do it to me. The only good one I've EVER found was Freakhouse. Great band. But needs more publicity. Don't even have a wikipedia! only one album as far as I can tell... Beautiful Misery, released 2003... Hmm... Well, I have to write a letter to my brother. Have fun, Peace out, y'all!

Blog! BLOG!

I am sick! This is the FAIL! Why am I sick? I don’t want to be sick! It hurts my chest and makes me cough and wheeze! Worse still, Seaside is coming up and I’m going to fail! D: I have been experiencing some difficulties in talking to my friend because we get really mad at each other. I don’t like it, but how was I supposed to know she was kidding? Hmm. I need to work on my anger. I don’t like being sick. My voice sounds weird and my birthday is this week. I am tired and need sleep, but my throat is hurting too much. I have to read the book of Mormon this week. Time to really cram it out! Yeah! Whoo! ^Superscript! _Subscript! Normal script! Yeah! Don’t you just LOVE playing with Word functions? It’s great! The only better thing is playing Cactus Bruce or Spore! I have to read soon! Reading is for squares and Mormons! Augh! I dreadfully need a new phone. And a new CD player. And sleep. And to get better. And to eat food. And to not be sick.

NEW POST GET!

Well, High school has been fantastical so far. I have really good teachers and xc is awesome. You know, I’m actually surprised. High school teachers are nothing like middle school teachers describe them. They’re pretty much exactly the same as middle school teachers, only they teach high school. I love my bio teacher, she’s the greatest. I read Sphere for language arts and it was pretty good. All of Crichton’s books are. It’s a shame he died. I hope that xc tomorrow will be easy, I’m tired. Well, bye now.

Oh, and HELLO, new follower! Are ye here to rejoice in Thrunn?

Right. Since no one gives a damn..

I apparently did not get any comments. Except magechill. Which surprised me. Because magechill I do not actually know. However, two of my best friends follow this blog. I would have thought that they'd have the decency to respond, but no... Since magechill has posted an excellent suggestion, I'm going to do that. UNLESS people actually respond. It would be nice.

I must go now!

So...

Currently I'm thinking that I can get more out of this blog if I use it to post short stories and things that I am writing. Would you guys approve of this? Or should I make a new blog? Or should I just use FigHunter and the Writer's Guild? It would be easier for some people to know when I've published something... But on the other hand, I don't want a whole bunch of people I don't know stealing my stories... please comment.

I just ran around 5 miles, and I got to see my old running coach again, so I'm happy. Still hate doing this Lord of the Flies stuff, it's annoying. I'm hungry. Maybe I should get something to eat. Fare thee well!

-Sub, Bill, Garmel, Penjacker, WinterSmith

Well, you know...

Well, hello to anyone that actually reads this. I haven't updated this in FOREVER, so here's an update now. First off, Lord of the Flies is a good book, but analyzing it SUCKS. Waste of my good vacation. Grrr... My brother got a new Gogol Bordello CD, yeah! Blaring out Gypsy Punk music while driving shirtless has to be one of the best things ever. I'm gonna get some Seether CD's from the library, tis gonna be awesome. But I have to go to Scouts tonight! No!!! D= Not awesome! And everyone I know is in pre-IB summer school except me!!! (taking it next year) So I'm stuck at home till august! D=!!!!!! this is the fail!!!!!

-BillTheFrog

Well there. more blog

Hello. This is the fourth blog. Today I would like to discuss with you politics. My stance on politics-they're stupid. I hate them. Conservatives are annoying. Liberals are whiny. People in the middle are just weird. Progressives are okay. Nazis are bad. Communists are crazed idealists. Religious people are too conservative, and atheists are too liberal. People who don't have a clue what's happening should be labeled the Imbecile Party. They would have a massive voter turnout, seeing as how that's 50% of America.

-Bill, SubZero, The WinterSmith, Penjacker, Garmelfinglia

Well, some more.

The next post on my epic blog. Yay. If I put tags on, I'll get views, but I don't wanna. Anyways, let's talk religion. JOIN THRUNNISM NOW. Let's talk politics. JOIN THE INDEPENDENT PARTY NOW. Let's talk blogs. READ MY BLOGS AND FOLLOW ME. Music? LISTEN TO IT. Games? SPORE FTW.

Hey there.

Post two.  School's out, and I'm sad.  A few regrets about school, mixed with the fact that I won't see a couple of my friends again.  Also sad I won't see my girlfriend for a few months.   On the plus side, I HAVE a girlfriend, and I discovered my inner child with Legos! yay! =D  Going to play some Crush The Castle cause it's fun to use the bomb pack on everything! yay!  Also, I'll listen to Hollywood Undead, seeing as how they're one of the best bands I've heard.  Signing off.

Great.

So, I've got a blog. Hurray? So, I'll express my opinion on AOL Radio... WHY ARE THEY SELLING COMMERCIAL TIME? I GET ENOUGH OF THAT IN THE CAR. Seriously. That's just dumb. They get enough money off of AOL the BROWSER anyways... Wish I could just Adblock that like I do with FireFox. That browser pwns.