Frederick Jangles And Christmastime

If you are curious as to what the title means, it refers to one of my spore creations and the period of time in December when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and/or the rise of Santa Claus and his mighty army of the media, not to mention his slavery of the elves and magic reindeer. Freedom fighters have risen in such forms as Alphonse, the mighty elven warrior who bravely fought off Santa's robotic Enforcers in a last stand against him, but perished terribly. Rudolph is the only known escapee, but he was later caught and enslaved for eternity. The defeat of Santa (it has been prophesied) will come only when people install halfway decent burglar alarms, which will stop his yearly plan to cause misery. If you sight Santa Claus on his day of destruction, do not hesitate to blast him with a shotgun.