Officially? One of the best bands ever.

That's right. I'm not speaking about Metallica. Not even Gogol Bordello (although they're much better).

Led Zeppelin. If you don't know who that is:

a) you are culturally uneducated

b) you need to get Mothership right now

An explanation (courtesy of Cracked.com):

Led Zeppelin was a British rock band who in the 70s repeatedly and flagrantly rocked the world so f**king hard that scientists can still detect residual vibrations in the Earth's mantle to this day

Mmhmm. That's right. These guys were just so b-a, they released an album without their name on it and still had it sell somewhere around a few million copies.

Led Zeppelin ranks here among the bands that you should have at least ONE song of on your mp3 player (The term is not iPod, I refuse to pay homage to Apple's insanity):

5. Pink Floyd

4. Metallica

3. AC/DC

2. Led Zeppelin

1. Queen

1 and 2 are requirements.

Is this understood? Do I have to force you to listen to them? Because I will make you all copies of Mothership, break into your houses, and put them on your computers.

I love you.