Ach.

Today. Sucked. Epicly.

So, to cheer myself up (and maybe you!), here's some stuff to do.

nitrome.com

pandora.com

oddlyspecific.com

armorgames.com

escapistmagazine.com

And a few quotes:

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like

I like Jesus, but he loves me, so it's awkward

A problem shared is attention gained

Looking at my face is like reading in the car. It's all right for 10 minutes, then

you start to feel sick (This is so me...)

I never know the right thing to say, especially during sex. After my first time, I said to the girl, 'That's it, I'm afraid'

What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed

And you ma'am, are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning

It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States — You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke — the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.

Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.

After all, he [God] wrote this book here, and in the book it says he made us all to be just like him! So if we're dumb, then God is dumb - and maybe even a little ugly on the side

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property.

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read. Forget I mentioned it. This song has no message. Rise for the flag salute.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?

If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your s**t, then YOU DESERVE IT.

think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird.

-Aaron. I love you